I've joined the Oscars already in progress. I have just finished watching Matt Kenseth win the second race of the year in his 2010 Ford Fusion - eat shit Toyota and die. I shall now comment vigorously on the sideshow that has become the Oscars....
Why do they bother with the Oscars? The show is incredibly boring. The presenters like that asshole Bill Maher are without shame and merit. The show is plodding and the acceptance speeches are without importance and class. It is obvious that the producers of the Oscars have told the award winners to cut their crap and to make their speeches short, but the speeches are simply without need - Have them accept their award and to bow gracefully and then to exit. That would have grace and class and would get the ball rolling on this pathetic show. >>> posted 10:30 p.m Eastern
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Indian dude wins an award. Please get over yourself. You weren't just made the Messiah. You made only a film. I wish you were silent from your world of silence. >>> posted 10:32 p.m Eastern
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Another Indian dude wins. More drivel. Kiss your cow and be done with you! >>> posted 10:55 p.m Eastern
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Second song sang (from "Wally") was dreadful - performance putrid. Amateur - painful on the ears. I might be arrested for this critique. Black song and thus protected from all criticism.
Third song was another Indian one. Yawn. Not nearly as good as the first one which was almost decent to listen to. >>> posted 10:57 p.m Eastern
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This Slum Dog shit is now all over the bottom of my chews. >>> posted 11:02 p.m Eastern
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Hugh Jackman looks like he just escaped from a coffin. You could have placed a steel girder in front of the camera and had a less stiff and rigid performance.... >>> posted 11:06 p.m Eastern
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Reese Witherspoon. She presented an award and looked like a raccoon doing it. How cute. Those eyes. Not since a 10 round fight have we seen such black eyes - absolutely scary! Maybe she is going to be Lilly Munster soon? >>> posted 11:19 p.m Eastern
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Shirley McClane - Gawd - she looked Chinese - she didn't get a face lift - she got a face tug-0-war! The hair was stolen from Chuckie. Next to some of the other female presenters for Actress of the Year, Shirley didn't even look feminine. Maybe she was trying for the Q-Tip with earwax look?>>> posted 11:33 p.m Eastern
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Nice collection of actors - for award for best actor. Note: Sean Penn negotiates and sucks up to the tyrannts of the world. He is not a great person. Sean Penn is a complete asshole. >>> posted 11:47 p.m Eastern
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Slum Dog Wins. Proof that the Oscars are worthless. I guess since there wasn't any real great movie this year, the best of the worst is much like the dog pile that doesn't stink, doesn't stick on the bottom of your shoe, and is forgotten. >>> posted 11:54 p.m Eastern
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3 comments:
like a lot of ex-liberals, you are clearly obsessed with race and "cultural identity," defining people, songs, and movies by the color of their skin or the alleged color of the skin of the people who made it. i suggest that if all of this material was presented to you without any racial or cultural cues, you'd be loving it. what i see now--and i recognize it because i used to be a "liberal turned conservative" before falling back into reason after bush shat all over conservatism--is the conservative obsession with predetermined, fixed notions of racial and cultural identity, the idea that some movies are "shit" just because they don't come from america, the idea that he's "not allowed" to criticise a song because it's "a black song." dude, i hate to break it to you, but i doubt that your criticism of that "black song" would exactly be front-page news.
No no ETS he's likely to be arrested for speaking out with his very daring opinion. Happens all the time. The main reason the crime rate's so high is that the police and the courts are all tied up arresting & prosecuting conservative bloggers for their controversial opinions on race.
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